No, seriously. Why are you humans even WANTING to touch me? I actually feel viol8ted.

Get off. Please. I’m trying to 8e civil for once.

And I d8n’t need fr8ends!!!!!!!!

Well it’s gr8 that I’m your patron troll and everything, and you want to 8e as 8itchy as me, 8ut really. This is raaaaaaaaw talent here that can takes sweeps of development.

8ut good luck trying. :::;)

I think I’ve heard of this ceeeeeeeertain human phrase.

Just 8ecause there’s a goalkeeper, doesn’t mean that you can’t shoot and score!!!!!!!!

……..Or something stupid like that, anyway.

Hahahaha. Why would anyone tease me???????? Yeah, I made sure that wouldn’t happen. ::::)

Jeez, soooooooorry! Didn’t realise you were my d8mn lusus! >::::/

Actually, uh. Kanaya usually does it for me. Haha……..

Stupid fussy meddling meddler friend.

<3

Okay. What kind of dum8 question is that???????? ::::|

Moving on.